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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

meruz:

colored some of those smile!dans from earlier while waiting for glue to dry

meruz:

colored some of those smile!dans from earlier while waiting for glue to dry

sakuraa:

yea wwhatever

sakuraa:

yea wwhatever

psychopathicrevolutions:

thilk:

sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose

i wish this wasn’t true

balencia:

king-of-vagabonds:

themastersslashersmile:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

child-of-the-fandoms:

lumos5001:

2pookyfox666:

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whovians get your ass over here homestruck are beating us

Whovians win

they only win because their timeline is fixated in a complicated way.

Homestuck’s timeline is based off the sessions and time spent on earth/alternia.

let’s look at paradox clones, shall we?

also,

another timeline

As an avid Whovian and Homestuck I can confirm that Homestuck’s timeline is far more complex, but it follows at least 12 different universes and the internal temporal travel between each individual one and the external dimension hopping travel to get from one universe to another.

tl;dr: Homestuck wins the “Most complex time line” award.

motorclit:

submissivefeminist:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

SHOTS FIRED BY MARA.

The post got better.  <3

toastyhat:

HAHA I CAN MAKE IT WORK IT JUST HAS TO BE TINY
screw you gifs

toastyhat:

HAHA I CAN MAKE IT WORK IT JUST HAS TO BE TINY

screw you gifs

sandshoes-dickybow:

gamzee-makaraoni:

ranchdepressing:

turntechgivinhead:

ranchdepressing:

ckpalmes:

ranchdepressing:

ckpalmes:

ranchdepressing:

ranchdepressing:

?!?!??!

Headcanon accepted. Special Stardust is cinnamon sugar.

sopor slime is actually the taco bell mountain dew baja blast syrup (the screencap is from the taco bell site)

That explains a LOT. 

Seriously though. If troll bone colouration is like their horns, and the keratin all has that candy corn colour variation, then what if it does turn into sugar when it’s crushed. Per the ‘grind your bones to make my special stardust’ quote. There’s a kind of ant in Australia whose abdomen tastes like sugar, and considering trolls are insectoid in origin…it’s possible. 

i’m going to cry. what have we just discovered

plus what huge stoner doesnt practically live at taco bell?

plus their vaguely mexican food adds humor to the carlos maraca thing

oh my god

what the fuck did we just do

egbooty:

kawaii-desu-neigh:

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

homestuck has updated

I have pizza

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