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Hey Tumblr! We’re DUST, a free, educational alternate reality game about saving the world with the powers of science! Our testing phase begins in early October, and we’ll launch publicly in January 2015.

  • It’s free and only needs an Internet connection. You can play DUST on social media…

My mom said we can only be friends if you play toontown so you should add me on it or make an account.


every homestuck artist at least once: fuck i forgot the horns



first of all how dare you,


Nicki Minaj Fashion Rocks.

Nicki Nicki Nicki.. Yes miss Minaj. Last night was fashion rocks where the stars comes out and celebrates fashion with a touch of music.

Nicki shut the carpet down and the stage down. The names she put on were


As of lately through this year she rocked Alexander McQueen and a bit of Alexander Wang and Versace for fashion week which she killed the roads.

Nicki looked all too fire last night, hair pulled back sexy and grown up dress, showed skin and cover some. Nicki is ..ugh she’s a queen. Her show wear was even more cute. Her show bra was crystalize down to her mini jean skirt, her team is doing a perfect job on her Style She’s also is the cover for Dazed magazine.


*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

I’d def be the protag, sorry Barry, you know it’s true



I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

The vagina thing is absurd, but if you cant read the directions to figure out a simple little tampon which happen to be the smoothest, nicest ones I’ve used. I think theres an issue with OP. 







So I may have possibly previously mentioned a certain productivity-enhancing extension so you all know I’m Good for this, right, I know what I’m talking about, I got the goods, slyly opens trenchcoat

It’s 2014 and everyone’s talking about how they’re gonna make it their year - well HabitRPG is one of the best productivity tools I’ve ever used and it makes even the most difficult and laborious of tasks so much easier, and helps beat procrastination like nothing else I’ve ever used.

It’s free, so you might as well give it a try before you go back to school, college, or work!

This is really cute, but I know I definitely wouldn’t be using it for its intended purpose…

I am so awful I don’t have the attention span to use HabitRPG


this thing right here dragged me out of my most recent depressive episode. it makes it so i’m not just accountable to myself, which some of you might already know can be destructive when ‘myself’ doesn’t give a shit.

if used properly, it helps me get out of bed and do my laundry and do all those basic little things i need done, and it legitimately destroys my ability to sit there thinking about how awful i am and about how i don’t deserve things like video games and fun nights out or even time to relax alone. because there is fundamental proof right there that i do lots of productive things every day! i wouldn’t have the gold i’m using on fun stuff if i didn’t!

like yes i know brains can be difficult to deal with, and this sort of thing isn’t helpful for everybody. but i’ve been dealing with my own brain for my entire life and i’m amazed at how effectively i was able to redirect my focus and get back on track with this silly little game, just by being able to visualize my personal progress. so yeah, try it out.

I love this idea.

This is fantastic!!!




Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences


as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

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